Review from the famous PornDude of Buttcrack.us

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Original Review from PornDude:

Some chick’s buttcrack was hanging out in front of me at the grocery store this morning as she grabbed something off the bottom shelf. She’d gone through a lot of trouble to mask up to prevent the spread of COVID but seemed to make no effort to halt that subtle spread of her cheeks as she squatted low, her booty cleavage exposed to me, and any other voyeur who happened to be around. I reached for my phone to snap a souvenir, but by the time I pulled it from my pocket, the young hottie had stood up and wandered away. So I was left with blue balls and a hankering for some more ass crack, plus I forgot why I’d gone to the store in the first place.

I have a feeling the folks at Buttcrack.us know precisely the feeling I’m talking about, except they’re better at capturing the moment. They claim their site has “by far the biggest and unique buttcrack/whale tail/thong slip video collection on the internet!” I see that kind of bold-ass claim slapped on nearly every free tube and paysite out there, but the numbers tell me there’s something more to that brag than bravado and bullshit. This freemium collection of candid ass crack videos has stuff for cheapskates and paid members alike, so it seemed like a no-brainer to lube up and take a look around for myself.

Bend Over and Show Us Your Butt Crack!

Buttcrack.us has a blog-style layout with a big blurb at the top laying out the premise, but I’ll be honest, my eyes immediately fell onto those hopeful glimmers of butt cheek and crack that you sometimes luck into in a public space. The thumbnails are tiny, as each breaks down into multiple little screencaps from individual vids, but the imagery is simple, sexy, and unmistakable – the roundness of the buttocks, the flash of flesh, the perfect cleft of the buttcrack perfectly bisecting the whole beautiful package. So many of the images instantly remind me of peach, though a hell of a lot sweeter.

And you know what makes them even juicier? These are genuine voyeur shots captured in public. As much as I love the posed professional shit with models who get paid for having perfect body parts, there’s always something fucking magical about seeing a real babe’s whale tail in public. It always begs the question: does she know her ass is visible? I wonder how many of these women are proudly flaunting and how many are oblivious. To be honest, certain body types and outfits encourage the condition, but you can never be sure what’s intentional and what isn’t.

Whether you’re interested in solving this enduring mystery or just jerking off while looking at the videos, you’ve got a lot of material to work through. There’s a live count of the total content out front, and Buttcrack.us has already got more than 7,600 videos posted. A lot of that is exclusive material that you can only see by contributing or donating, but they do have something for the broke voyeurs beating off in their mom’s basement. They’ve got more than 500 movies in the free area as of this writing.

I figured I’d check out one of the free movies first, so I headed to the public area. Well, one of the thumbnails looked like it was shot in a grocery store, and I was in a grocery-peeping kind of mood after this morning’s encounter. So I clicked Play and saw some chick stocking the shelves at Whole Foods while some dude stalked her whole ass with his camera. It’s a couple of minutes long, during which you get a couple of quick glances at her buttcrack.

My Bum is All Alone, but These Guys’ Isn’t

After flipping through the thumbnails in both the Buttcrack.us free area and their front page, it seemed like they were saving the best stuff for their premium members. That’s pretty standard anywhere, whether it’s a voyeur community like this or a paysite like PornDudeCasting. Sure, you can watch a minute of me fucking any of the pornstars on my preview page, but you’ve got to sign up to see my full-length interviews and fluid exchanges. The free area anywhere primarily exists to entice you into the full show.

Before I get into the pricing, I should mention that contributing can get you Full Member status without shelling out any cash. Check out the complete Buttcrack.us Guide Rules for details, where you’ll find different options for uploaders and Krakhunters. I like how the whole thing is set up to encourage high-quality original content but keep the spammers and low-effort voyeurs from ruining the library.

If you’re not uploading anything, memberships are a little pricey. Most porn paysites cost thirty bucks a month, but Buttcrack.us asks fifty for the Full Membership. You get a break on longer memberships, but it’s still a pretty penny. There’s also a VIP Membership that starts at $349 for three months, which gets you to access to another few thousand videos. However you slice it, it’s more than I’m used to paying for my smut. That’s often the case with niche material because, really, where else are you going to find such a big stash of exclusive thong slip voyeur videos?

Buttcrack.us considers anything you pay them to be a donation, and there’s a breakdown of their costs on the About page. To me, the pricing makes sense because of those costs, the sheer size and scope of the collection, and the fact that they’ve built a massive, thriving community of buttcrack-loving voyeurs. I quickly stopped by their Discord server and was blown away by how much activity I saw and just how many users were connected. See, mom? I can peep on women’s whale tails and still make a whole bunch of friends!

Staring at Beautiful Butt Cracks All Day Long

My first stop as a VIP Buttcrack member was a member video I’d been denied before I got signed up. This time the video loaded quickly, giving me a beautiful view of a thick babe squatting in a makeup aisle. Her two-stripe wannabe Adidas track pants are no match for her big ass, which hangs bold and beautifully out the top, her T-shirt unable to reach the beginning of her crack. It’s only thirty seconds long, so I watched it a few times before moving along.

The next video didn’t stream when I hit Play and instead shuffled me to the clip’s Download page on Mega. It was a minor setback but kind of anticipated. Buttcrack.us doesn’t host any of the movies themselves and instead uses file locker services to handle all that storage and bandwidth. It’s an efficient system for a site like this but always comes with its own set of issues. In this particular instance, I had to wait about 90 seconds before I could watch a MILF shopping for low-shelved sandals in an outfit that hides nothing. It was worth the wait because her whole-ass butt is sticking out of her jeans!

And therein lies one of the inherent pros of using a file locker: downloads are readily available for your favorite candid ass crack vids. With membership as costly as this one, some of you will want to stock up for when you’re low on rent money. That way, you won’t ever have to choose between shelter and voyeur buttcrack films.

I spent the next few minutes watching an 8-second video on a loop. As a MILF squats in the dairy aisle, our intrepid cameraman walks up and puts his phone right up next to her ass. That’s the kind of boldness I can appreciate and the kind of shot I can whack off to. With that in mind, I need to wrap this up before I ruin another keyboard.

Buttcrack.us is a very well-stocked collection of buttcracks and whale tails that you’re not going to find anywhere else. Admittedly, it lacks the polish you see on the high-budget porn sites, but what you get in exchange is a truly unique library that’s going to appeal to a precise demographic of dudes who like public ass crack. That laser focus alone is enough to earn them a spot in the heart of any fan of butts, be they a natural voyeur or just a dude with a boner.

Pros:

Freemium collection of candid buttcrack/whale tail/thong slip vids
Real voyeur shots of real chicks in public spaces
7,600+ movies (500+ free)
A massive, thriving community of buttcrack-loving pervs
Downloads available

Cons:

Memberships are pricey for non-contributors
Files on file locker services