Story from Discord: 2023-11-20T15:10:39.285000+00:00

matthew crackman — 08/21/2023 5:03 PM
Bro WTF I KNOW right lol 😭 I know I’ve discussed it before but it’s like a strange curse. When I’m with my gf, I’m guaranteed every single time to see stuff I could record. Low rise. Thong. Sometimes crack. The girls yesterday were a sure fire catch if I was alone. But anytime I’ve actually gone to look on my own this year, it’s been dry as a f$&king desert. It is the craziest thing. Almost like it 💯 is being done on purpose.
matthew crackman — 08/23/2023 5:47 PM
Sometimes I hate having a career. Just drove by VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University) and there’s no shortage of ass. Booty shorts. Low rise jeans. Yes of course mid-high-baggy jeans too. But if I wasn’t working, I know I’d catch crack there. If anyone is in the area, I’d recommend scouting that goldmine of a campus